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She is a beautiful and goofy girl who will be there for you no matter what and will laugh with you just to make you feel better . She can be a little crazy at times (in a good way) but thats what makes her so fun to be around with. She can also get a little feisty when you get her mad lol so dont try her. She is also very outgoing and can become friends with almost anyone. She lovesssssss food. Lastly, she will be one of the most funniest and great friends you’ll ever come across.
You should become friends with a jereisy im positive you’ll never regret it
Jereisy by Stated.Facts February 16, 2019
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New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?
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Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.
Boy: how do you even have a crush on them

Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy
jeresy by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021

Jereison 

There’s no other person quite like you.
Hey, do you know Jereison? Yeah, he’s the best.
Jereison by Jereison November 22, 2021
a swag nigga and uhhhhh she’s a stupid bitch sometimes and she’s the #1 alpha of the pack. don’t mess with her kittens or you will see her bad side. you can also call her eraser or jurassic if you wanna die heh. her nickname is isawalkemdownlacethemwithfentmolestthemmakethemdieandmommascrybashtheykneecapsinandparalyzethem, for short it’s LLCOK or Legend Limited Crash Out Kale (™️seanthepond). she’s an OG crashout and originally killed King Von and payed wikipedia to frame someone else and is involved in about 3 gangs as of right now
nigga 1: omg is that the #1 sigma of Ohio?
nigga 2: yeah that’s Jereisa
jereisa by bigblackniggaballs6969 December 17, 2024

New Jeresy 

''I used to live in New JERESY!''
New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021