jehovahs witness 

people who have wrong beliefs about everything its actually laughable how dumb their religion is its a sinful cult but are good kissers and good at tetris

jehovahs witnesses confuse society stay away

jehovahs witness by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 24, 2017

jehovahs witness 

A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.

'Yo guy, just talked to a jehovahs witness for kicks'

'why'

' No reason. He was surprisingly nice.'

jehovahs witness by Scaramouch October 26, 2011

Jehovahs Witness 

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

Jehovahs Witness by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahs witness 

"Jehovah's Witness" without an apostrophe

Somebody else here added a definition for "jehovahs witness", thus creating this new page, instead of adding to the already existing "Jehovah's Witness" or "Jehovah's Witnesses" definitions.

jehovahs witness by Bill M. August 27, 2004

Jehovahs Witnesses 

A Christian Religious group who preach to people by knocking on doors.

Yes they might be annoying, but they believe they are helping people, so give them a break. If you ask them not to call ever again they wont, thats all it takes.

I know some and they are lovely people, and the horrible things people say about them hurt, needlessly.

I havent been brainwashed and im not deluded, im just not disrespectful to people or beliefs i dont know about.

Some Jehovahs Witnesses called and sounded interesting so I started a bible study with them.

Jehovahs Witnesses by RandomMe September 16, 2009

Jehovah's Witness 

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

Jehovah's Witness by slatte November 13, 2006

Jehovah's Witness Apostate 

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.

Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"

Jehovah's Witness Apostate by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013