i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding
by dom January 12, 2004
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
by Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap September 27, 2009
by JudgeOfHeaven December 21, 2021
An honest mistake made by a good chap,that was having a mental health moment for like 5 mins, then become the gentleman and good bloke that is a jeff.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.
A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.
I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.
Or a Jeffrey,Geoffrey,Geoff,joffrree.
A stable folk that is direct,and firm in what is right.
I may return for more jeffisms hopefully I can come back and edit.
Hi Jeff here how may I help you?
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.
Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.
Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.
Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.
Um where is my planned service that was meant to arrive yesterday.
Um sorry that was a jeffism.
Let me get that fixed up right away.
Shite what happend there?
Oh that was a jeffism sorry about that.
It's one of the worst things about being a Jeffrey.
Bloody hell di you see that?
Nah mate, Jeffism!. 🤣🤣🤣.
by CAMMO... April 14, 2025