jawndice

pronuon for just about anything. an extended from of the word jawn (alternate spelling jaun). the word was first originated and poularized by the hardcore NPXC.
**not to be confused with the disease "jaundice" where your skin turns yellow**

"feen-dog, can i see that jawndice over there?"
"DAYUM this jawndice is of the hizz-al fo' shizz-al"

by aloysius bieds December 1, 2004

Jawndice

When your jaw is so big it gives you liver failure

Are Brendan's eyes yellow? Must be the Jawndice setting in...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Ferda Jawndice

the contagious disease of ferda jawndice is not to be played with

damnnn that man got ferda jawndice, idek if thats chill or what

by ferda jawndie November 27, 2024

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.

1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."

by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008