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Done a Javaboy

This term applies to someone who is a regular and stalwart member of the community who suddenly disappears without trace.
Who reappears as suddenly as they disappeared.
Questions will be forever asked about what they got up to during the shadowy period of their absence but no answers will ever be given.
Denis Watts was a familiar and prominent face around Walford, East London.
One day he went out for a swim in the local canal and promptly disappeared without trace.
Nothing was heard from Den for years until he suddenly reappeared in Walford many years later as if nothing had ever happened.
On walking back into the local pub the local landlady Peggy was heard to exclaim, "ZOMG Den, you've only gone and done a javaboy".
Done a Javaboy by SaaaaG July 5, 2010
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008