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Javanese 

Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).
There's no need to use that Javanese in your letter to get your point across. Just write as you normally would.
Javanese by pentozali June 12, 2008
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Javanese 

A girl that is absolutely stunning inside and out. And she got that body too. She will do anything to make people happy, even if it means neglecting her own needs. Javaneses give anything for the people they love. She will always have a friend’s back in any problem. Javaneses always seems to know your business, and can figure out anything about you. A Javanese is very powerful and considerate. But you don’t want to be around her when she blows up because even though she is very kindhearted she can be dangerous. If you have a Javanese in your life, you are lucky. A girl like her is rare.
“Man Javanese is so gorgeous, but she’s so intimidating.”
“Yeah dude Javanese just doesn’t see how great she truly is, I wish someone could show her.”
Javanese by ya fav November 22, 2018
Related Words
Javanese • javane • javan • javani • javone • JaVale McGee • Javana • javance • javante • Javine

Javanese 

Piece of crap knock off japanese. It can’t even make sushi.
Hey bro I’m learning to speak Javanese!
Oh Japanese that’s cool
No Javanese
Ur dead to me
Javanese by Flame.Alchemist February 24, 2019

Javanese 

Known as That Language you accidentally click on instead of Japanese when you're using google translate.
Okay, let's see. Copy and paste this phrase here. Let me just click Japa- no, not Javanese! Who even speaks thi- uuuugghh.
Javanese by Toa Rahkshi April 10, 2025
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