Jasmine Orlando

THICCCCCC queen, she has had more boyfriends and girlfriends than any human being ever! Also, has no neck at all.

Baylee: OMG have you seen Shawdy? Aka Jasmine Orlando? AKA Vanessa?

Sophia: OMG I LOVE THAT THICCCCC QUEEN #thatstheguccigangshit

Jasmine Orlando by ProofSuitQueens February 24, 2020

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jasmine orlando

she a fat meatball who likes clout and says “that’s that gang gang shit” and she has no neck. and she belly dances everywhere and her rolls jiggle so much. she dates boys who use her for clout and calls herself a queen when she isn’t one

jasmine orlando is ugly
her rolls bounce

jasmine orlando by your,favorite,gay,girl August 17, 2019

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Jasmine Orlando

homie hopper

Person 1:Have you heard about that girl Jasmine Orlando?

Person 2: Yeah bro, she a homie hopper.

Jasmine Orlando by JOEMAMAAAAAAA November 1, 2019

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jasmine orlando

jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.

mattia: omg jasmine orlando doesn’t leave me alone

alejandro: shit just block her dude

jasmine orlando by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020

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jasmin orlando

a single asf queen. also known as shawty. guys date her for clout. she likes to use terms such as “gucci gang shit” and “periodt shit.” she looks like she could be your grandma and a second grader at the same time. she is hella thicc and will steal your mans.

mattia: jasmin orlando is hawt asf
angel finesse: back of bro she is mine

jasmin orlando by 🤡clown🤡 November 9, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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