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A jarrodo is where you have a mishap in any travel arrangements.Either of your own doing or things out of your control.It only relates to travel.
You get to the airport and you have left your passport at home.That's a jarrodo.
You arrive late and are asked what happened "I had a jarrodo".If more detail is required you can explain the situation,eg:- "I left my ticket behind and had to go back for it and then I had a flat tyre".No one wants to hear this,you just had a jarrodo.
"The train was delayed because of a signal failure" a jarrodo
jarrodo by Mark R October 12, 2005
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A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit

Jarrod, you're the shit
Jarrod by the great chancho February 24, 2010
Me.
Hey, that's Jarrod.
Jarrod by The True Jarrod June 14, 2020
This is a strenuous name to give description, because it defies many boundaries of human knowledge. Prophets have foretold his birth since the dawn of humanity. It was written in hieroglyphics, Greek tablets, and even visible in the interstellar atmosphere.

One of the closest replacements that professionals have identified is Chuck Norris. However, that name could not even simulate the significance of Jarrod.

Jarrod is the solidified embodiment of life itself, and recent investigations have shown that any human capable of even envisioning Jarrod have either suspiciously congested poison, spontaneously combusted, or been struck by lightning on a clear day.

Jarrod has muscles surpassingly gargantuan, and he exudes an aroma of bacon, freshly cut grass, fire on a crisp autumn evening, and your grandmother’s house on Christmas day.

He is the personification of existence.
The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about Jarrod: Μόνο ένας θα κυβερνήσει τον κόσμο, όταν κάθε ελπίδα έχει χαθεί, και το όνομά του δεν θα έπρεπε καν να αναφερθούν.
Jarrod by Scotty Too Hotty February 11, 2014

Jarrod moment 

When someone makes a joke and no one laughs
At lunch today Donald had a jarrod moment, he looked very embarrassed
Jarrod moment by Jarrod moment February 27, 2019
Jarrod is the type of guy that peoplejust love. Especially women but in a friendly way as he is mostly friends with women as he knows that everyother guy out there is a conplete dipshit. But even though he hangs with all of the girls he isnt interested in them hes only interesred in one. This girl is perfect inside and out.
"yo jarrod is a mad lad"
Jarrod by Sbeuvul April 9, 2019

Jarrod Alonge 

A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
Jarrod Alonge by citeh citeh citeh November 14, 2016
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