"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."
"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
-Jared Kleinman
"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
-Jared Kleinman
by whorecruxes June 01, 2017
from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021
by Non-Billyver July 18, 2018
The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
by magicsnowman29 July 17, 2018
by a rare non-offensive username June 30, 2017
by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 31, 2019
"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"
by Elevatornotworthy November 06, 2019