a level of drunkenness way above shit faced where the only prerequisite is chugging a bottle of wine. Complete with vomiting all night, singing songs while vomiting, and crying over the death of an evil dictator.
Dude, the party last night was sick! Although you probably don't remember it because you were so janki drunk!
by partyhard2013 December 7, 2009
an adjective for a person, place, or thing which is quite broken, annoying, undesirable, gross, unfortunate, messed up, just plain stupid, or for anything with a negative connotation.
This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."
It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".
This word may be integrated into other words to describe many things, for example: "jankmuffin, straight out of the oven." or "you got a janky face."
It can also be used as a complaint about ones life: "my life is janky" or "m.l.i.j.".
"Ugh, my teacher gave me so much homework!"
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."
"That's Janky!"
or...
"You're ugly!" "Well, you're just janky!"
or...
iPod chromatic on speaker "Ugh, turn that OFF! it sounds so janky!"
or...
"the oven's not working, it's gone all janky on us."
and an example of M.L.I.J....
"Our swim coaches threw snow at us during practice. It was cold. mlij."
by MyLifeIsJankyByKeke January 20, 2010
by saucybro35 April 4, 2017
1)the stores in this town are so undecrible the are jankie
2)white people that try to act black are jankie
2)white people that try to act black are jankie
by rawr09 October 1, 2009
by Brendan aka Benj November 17, 2004
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