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jan dale 

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.

often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon
get out of my trash jan dale! theres no food in there! go on! scoot! get out of here
jan dale by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014

jan Dayman 

A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.

Jan Dayman 

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.
Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.
Jan Dayman by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan 

definition: do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. play music loudly, stay up late, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages but your parents wouldn't approve (torn jeans), yell at them from another room :)
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?#
Karen: what's that?
Me: fuck with your parents day - 12th Jan, is doing something your parents don't want you to do
Karen: not talk to the manager >:c

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

gave it some jandal 

Accelerated harder than normal when driving a car. Synonymous with "floored it" and "put the pedal to the metal". Used most frequently by racing drivers from New Zealand.
Scott: “I don't know what happened there. I just plucked her in first, gave it some jandal and fuck yeah."
gave it some jandal by SirDunny March 11, 2014