1. The act of getting shitted on (figuratively or literally).
2. Getting owned or embarrassed to extreme proportions.
3. The act in which a gym teacher gets totally sonned out in front of everyone, and looks like a fool.
2. Getting owned or embarrassed to extreme proportions.
3. The act in which a gym teacher gets totally sonned out in front of everyone, and looks like a fool.
1. Did you see Eddy just get jaliled in front of everyone?
2. Man, Tom is just jaliling everyone on the field right now!
3. Remember that time when that old gym teacher got jaliled in front of the volleyball team and everybody was laughing at him?
2. Man, Tom is just jaliling everyone on the field right now!
3. Remember that time when that old gym teacher got jaliled in front of the volleyball team and everybody was laughing at him?
by PureGreatness81 July 25, 2009
Jalil is a great person, son, friend, brother and maybe even a future husband. He is very caring and loving, masculine and sensitive at the same time. When you are with Jalil, you don't need to worry about anything. They make the best friends and know how to build a strong relationship. They always ask you about your day and if you are sick they will take the best care of you. Jalil's nickname can be Jaka, Jalik, Jalildo, Jan.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.
Jalils are very passionate about history, football, politics and ecology. Be careful - if you start one of these topics he might speak for hours, but you will learn a lot of new things!
Jalil is also a very talented and smart man. He can build a company, make a cake or even create a cartoon from scratch.
They are very stubborn, but once they fall in love there is no need to argue with Jalil. They are also very patient and forgiving. Of course, Jalil is a wonderful kisser. After you kiss Jalil, you never want to kiss anyone anymore.
If you find your Jalil, never let him go.
by qoichu November 24, 2021
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by UCWwarrior1 December 11, 2010
A Jalil or a person named Jalil is a person with a humongous colossal gargantuan OMEGA ALPHA schmeat hanging down from his waist. the pure power of a Jalil's schlong is enough to crack the world in fourths.
by FooxyCreams May 21, 2022
Biggest peen to ever peen. Every person ever named jalil has such the swabber schmeat that it can crack the earth in eighth’s. It’s so huge it look like some shit off aot season four
by FooxyCreams May 22, 2022