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Jakwosis 

1. The act of keyboard mashing and somehow coming up with a pronounceable word

2. When your dick hits the toilet bowl when you take a shit
1. Shit man, Ian's jakwosis game is strong β€” he just typed out the entire lyrics of All Star by smashing his keyboard

2. Don't you hate it when you sit down on the shitter and cop a fat jakwosis
Jakwosis by yeetusthatfetus September 19, 2018
Related Words
jakwon Jakwan jakway jakw jakwai jakwala Jakwame Jakweepy Jakwhip Jakwidz
Jakwish is a bri'ish person on Twitch that commonly plays with other small streamers like 1SatansSalad, AsianFalcon123, and rohit16. He is a relatively small streamer that plays games like Sea of Thieves, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and Yakuza 0.
"Hey, Jakwish is live, wanna go watch?"
"Sure! What's he playing?"
"Sea of Thieves."
Jakwish by teleportinged February 4, 2021
Jakwai is a cool person who usually takes other boys girl friends and is sometime faithful when in a relationship depend on his partner Jakwai he can get real mad and in BC Jakwai were warriors that fight good and now to day in 2014 a Jakwai still has good fight skills and are real gentlemen to there lady friends or girlfriends are asocials they often Go get what they want they or good with getting money and puts loyalty over royalty and they also are good at success with their goals and they or good looking males and don't do much talking to strangers
Jakwai a handsome black African American who loves talking people's women so watch your girlfriends
jakwai by Jakwai January 3, 2014
Jakwon is always laughing and he will be aggy sometime but other than that he’s cool. He cute and handsome. VERY smart
Hey you know the new kid

Jakwon, yeah

He cuteee asf
jakwon by Jakwon May 9, 2018
A person that steals, lies and has no respect for authorities. Not a friend, even though they pretend to be.
"Hey, that kid is a real jakwhip. He took my ipod out of my bag and tried to sell it to my best friend!"
Jakwhip by lady123 February 12, 2009
A male of unrivaled intelligence. Kind at heart, but seeks balance in the world even through harsh manners. Not interested in or taken by popular culture. Has a mind free from the shackles and fear of religion; Tender lover, with morals. Hopeless romantic that caters to every whim, unless conflicted with morals; Strong soul searching for a way out of the cage of society.
Leader 1: You know what, we need a Jakwan at this level!

Leader 2: Yeah! A Jakwan could truly change the world!