A word taken from the name of the earth mammal the donkey A.K.A the Jack-ass. This name is one used to make fun of a red headed fuck-tard who thinks he knows everything. If you ever come in contact with a Jakson do not try to capture, call the cops. If a Jakson ever gets to close then scream out fire crotch over and over again until it cries and waits for its mommy.

Dude....Look....there is a Jakson...

FIRE CROTCH! FIRE CROTCH!

Jakson by Flying Pigglets and ponies June 24, 2010

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Jakson

Literally amazing hot amazing better than every one and has a brother who is named Andrew

Wow look at that hot Jakson in its natural habitat

Jakson by Hellothwre May 10, 2020

Jakson

A little annoying,douche who will probably blame the fire he lit in nursing home on the lighter

Lawyer "it wassnt him he said"
*Jakson gets on witness stand*
"It was the lighter your honour I swear!"

Jakson by Steve the hawking October 10, 2019

Jakson Tomicic

Pure definition of ‘WHIPPED’ and does not interact or socialise with the boys no more

Jakson Tomicic , you coming out tonight?
Na sorry mate I’m with my girl

Jakson Tomicic by anonymous November 25, 2021

Jakson Branham

This thicccccc individual is literally the definition of the big gei . Occasionally plays with his extremely obese friend and his skinny friend.

God Jakson Branham is actually being a Jakson Branham.

Jakson Branham by Masagyro Sukurmum April 9, 2019

Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

Michael Jakson by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026