Can be preformed while fucking doggy style, grabbing each hip tight enough to steer, and running you partner at full speed head first into the wall! Thus, performing the Jackass.
by rickydizzle March 11, 2008
1.A person whole will sit there and lie to you right in your face, even when they know they are and/or are proven wrong.
2.An individual who will make up stories that have no possibility of being true whatsoever. Everytime the story is told, it continues to become more and more outrageous.
3.Someone who parents are hygenisists and still has bad breath.
4 Someone who doesn't get a hint and continues to piss you off in which the only rememdy is to prank there dorm room with a bucket.
2.An individual who will make up stories that have no possibility of being true whatsoever. Everytime the story is told, it continues to become more and more outrageous.
3.Someone who parents are hygenisists and still has bad breath.
4 Someone who doesn't get a hint and continues to piss you off in which the only rememdy is to prank there dorm room with a bucket.
1. Jackass: "I scored with 3 girls last night"
Us: "Uh no you were with us all night"
Jackass: "Uh ya that's right it was only 2 girls"
2. Jackass: "Last night I drank 40 beers in in 30 minutes"
Next night, the story is told again with it being 50 beers
3. Self explanatory
4. May go to Humber College
Us: "Uh no you were with us all night"
Jackass: "Uh ya that's right it was only 2 girls"
2. Jackass: "Last night I drank 40 beers in in 30 minutes"
Next night, the story is told again with it being 50 beers
3. Self explanatory
4. May go to Humber College
by Evil_lawn_gnome March 17, 2006
"male donkey", .. but other than that, someone who thinks they are right about a certain subject to the exclusion of even being able to comprehend another persons viewpoint, and they will generally take or make actions based on this superimposed 'im always right' attitude whether it hurts others or not ...
dude decided to hook up with some old highschool friends and leaves a note for his wife because shes working late, then he doesnt show up till the next morning .. what a jackass ..
by hijackednation October 16, 2010
While I was riding my motorcycle, the jackass cut me off and almost wrecked me, in a crash that very well would’ve left me badly injured.
by Death Menace May 18, 2022
christian a. one who enjoys looking on the computer 24/7 becasue he lacks the friendship. he also make funs of otehr people becasue he hates himself.
by oscar54 January 2, 2008