jack attack

To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!

by Jilina September 23, 2005

jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

by kunivaxpblahh February 03, 2009

Jack Attack

When you’re laying in bed and your horny so you fuck your pillow, cum all over the pillow then proceed to flip it over and go to sleep

“Man did you boys ever fuck the shit outta your pillow as a kid?”
“No cunt that’s fucked”
“Nah well it’s good as, was doing it last night”
“You’re fucked up Jack”
“Nah I call it the Jack Attack”

by Bbbbaaaz September 04, 2019

Jack Attack

The sudden, overwhelming urge to masturbate, often causing the afflicted person to rub one out in a location other than their standard ejaculatorium.

I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.

by fapfapsplort September 01, 2010

Jack attack

To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.

My grandfather had a jack attack.

by Joe Blumkin February 26, 2007

Jack attack

A form of being attacked or groped. You may find a jack attacker under your bed. Being jack attacked isn’t always a bad thing for some individuals.

Example: someone jumped out and grabbed cade therefore she got jack attacked.

by Safety_tips October 22, 2023

Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

by GayBlaine October 07, 2014