IWillDominate

Also known as IWD; IWillDominate is a retired american LoL pro player who is over twice as old as his audience. He played as a jungler in very prestigeus and highly respected NA LCS. Dom was banned for a whole year because he made fun of a champion skin in Riot Games HQ.

Nowadays known for his crack addition, ToS challenging jokes and based LPL costreams. He's live on twitch almost every single day at 4 AM to watch 18 year olds in China play video games. Also banned for another year of costreaming in 2020 because of nails joke incident. Despite having a girlfriend and being a millionaire he still plays league off stream to prove that at age 42 he can still dominate his region, yet still cannot grow proper facial hair.

IWillDominate - "Fuck that guy!"

IWillDominate by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022

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IWillDominate

The epidemi of flame, he will not stop flaming you until you are fucking dead. IWD is a drug user known for the sheer ammounts of crack he uses on a daily basis. He is skinnier than milk and has the mechanics of a 12 y/o. IWillDominate is a hardstuck gold 2 player with a winrate of 28%, which is practically the same level as Kadeem. IWillDominate WAS a pro player before you were born, and got replaced by Dardoch, he said he retired but he just got replaced by a better jungler. He lost semifinals vs TSM LULW. Back in 2012 he smashed his headset like the 12 year old he was after losing a game to CLG, but he smashed it becasue it looked like Tyler1 cause he was that baked.

Tyler1 fan:"Hey i watched IWillDominate lose a game to Tyler1, better player wins tihi XD"
IWD fan: "WELL, IWD OUTJUNGLED T1's JUNGLER AND IT'S ALL MIDS FAULT FOR NOT ROAMING."

IWillDominate by xxEatThatPussy445xx July 22, 2019

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