IT Penis

The macho bravado exhibited by IT personnel. Often times, the size of ones IT penis is determined by the amount of knowledge one has.

Out of the way, noob. Let a real man handle this. You have the smallest IT penis I've ever seen.

by OneCurlyFry July 30, 2007

Play it by penis

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.

Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.

by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010

If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 2, 2009