The grammatically correct version of "No u". Instantly eliminates 3rd Dimensional beings and up. Don't say it too loud, or else you might kill everyone within a 10 meter radius.
Mike: "Hey john! I heard you were making fun of me, huh?"
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*
John: "What do you speak of my fellow Homosapien?"
Mike: "Don't act DUMB kid, I'll beat you up!"
John: "At least I'm not Unintelligent like you."
Mike: "No u!"
John: "No, you*"
Mike: *Disintegrates of intellectual overflow*
by hyde_boi March 21, 2018
by TEXAS SUCKS! December 30, 2005
This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".
The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.
"There you are!" he said brightly.
We left no tip.
"There you are!" he said brightly.
We left no tip.
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
by -Samm- February 22, 2008
Steffen: "You are"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"
by SCHNEEEEEEEEEE November 08, 2019
by HappyExcitedTopTop_boy10000008 July 09, 2018

