Life isn't fair.

What people say to justify doing unfair things.

Defendant: How come OJ gets to kill his wife and I don't?
Judge: Life isn't fair. Go to jail and die.

Judge: How come I'm getting a parking ticket even though I fine people for that shit every day?
Cop: Because life isn't fair.

Cop: How come you get a steak dinner for killing someone and all I can ever afford are bagels and donuts?
Defendant: Life ain't fair motherfucka!

by GooD_WiLL November 3, 2011

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Or my name isn't

What someone says when they are doing or going to do something, the meaning being if they don't do that, they aren't themselves.

Cool! Bikes! This will help us get to that store, or my name isn't .

by Fuck Fuck Me Me February 5, 2019

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This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

by yuH homie February 18, 2019

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Isn't worth a bean

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

by A speaker's curtain November 6, 2006

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