Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.

"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--

Irishman's Exit by Brian Peters December 23, 2007

Irishman’s Dozen 

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.

Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

Irishman’s Dozen by Game Hobbie May 22, 2021

An Irishman's try 

"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."

Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."

An Irishman's try by Pfunk630 December 6, 2011

The Irishman's Gesture 

When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.

Dude,did you give that chick The Irishman's Gesture?
Yeah dude,I slept with it in all night long!

The Irishman's Gesture by GreatWordMasters December 5, 2012

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman 

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

sober irishman 

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

sober irishman by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

sober Irishman 

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

sober Irishman by Robbie J June 10, 2003