irish dip 

To make a hasty exit, dip out, from a social gathering without announcement or saying goodbye to anyone. Especially relevant when alcohol is involved.

We assume Molly gave us the irish dip when we turned around to ask her a question after drinking a pitcher of beer and she was nowhere to be seen.

irish dip by Danny O'Toole April 4, 2006

Irish Dip 

When you ask for a Guinness at the pub and the bartender serves it after she dips her nipple in it.

I asked traci for an Irish dip and she obliged with a smile and a foamy nipple.

Irish Dip by CrAzEeBiTcH September 21, 2016

irish dip 

When you just get up and walk away. Far away.

I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door

irish dip by 1916dog November 1, 2021

irish diplomacy 

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

irish diplomacy by david36 November 11, 2008

Irish Diplomacy 

An ancient method of diplomacy from the Emerald Isle. Two men who have an issue with each other agree to sit down at a table with a bottle of whisky between them. As they discuss their issue, they must match each other shot for shot. The diplomatic relations are not over until the bottle is gone or someone dies.

"Hey, why were you hanging out with Emily? I thought you hated that chick for stealing from you."
"It's all fine now, we used Irish Diplomacy and worked everything out"

Irish Diplomacy by Panzerbjorn November 2, 2011

Irish dipper 

1: When you place your scrotum between your legs(similar to the goat) and tea bag ( or as the name implies, dipping your scrotum into ) a usually sleeping person's mouth in that position.

Guy 1: Hey mark is passed out, and with his mouth wide open!
Guy 2: Dude you thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy 1: Oh yeah dude, he's getting the Irish dipper tonight! You do it dude
Guy 2: No way im not sticking my nuts in another dudes mouth you do it!
Guy 1: Alright fine....
Mark: What do I have pubes in my mouth?
Guy 2: Hahaha dude, you got the irish dipper!

Irish dipper by Matt Vickers October 1, 2009