iranian persian cock

Nice cut penis. Smallish to average. Hairy balls.

No example needed. Women who date them know what I am talking about.

Iranian persian cock.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

iranian screw

When a man had dickcheese and penetrates a woman to get rid of it

Im about to inflict the iranian screw

by BombVestOwner January 28, 2019

Iranian roses

Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won

Wow the Iranian roses lost again

by Strumus September 11, 2023

iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.

My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.

by SidewaysHammer January 18, 2017

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022