A girl that is fun, kind, adventurous, confident and attractive. She is also an annoying loud bitch.
by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020
Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".
That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!
by pentozali September 26, 2007
The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.
Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....
by GenX Alt December 09, 2024