Internet Machine 

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.

'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.

Internet Machine by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009

Internet Hat Machine 

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.

When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.

Internet Hat Machine by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008

internet hate machine 

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

internet hate machine by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009

Internet Hate Machine 

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.

Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.

Internet Hate Machine by a­nonymous January 16, 2008

Internet Hate Machine 

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Internet Hate Machine by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

Internet Vigilante Machine 

What the Internet Hate Machine changes into when it feels the need to right injustices in the world and on the net.

See Kenny Glenn.

Also known as the Internet Vigilante Group.

Although Anonymous are called hackers on steroids and vilified by the US media, in Canadia they see things moar clearly. The Internet Hate Machine, is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable Internet Vigilante Group (Internet Vigilante Machine) by the Toronto Police Department after they were alerted to a child molester in their midst by this 1337 Cyber Posse, tireless Internets crusaders who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor dogs.

After exposing Chris Forcand and his brb, church shenanigans to the public at large and the old media, Anonymous was awarded the Canadian Medal of Freedom (which comes in bags) after their 1337 sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand last Wednesday.

Internet Vigilante Machine by Zelnick again February 19, 2009