Internet Hole 

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.

I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.

Internet Hole by fid August 4, 2012

Internet rabbit hole 

When you stay up late at night on the internet, browsing random topics that lead you from one site to another, until you wind up in some weird part of the web.

Last Saturday night, I ended up in a Internet rabbit hole due to going from one site to the next.

Internet rabbit hole by Assassin aprentice March 5, 2017

internet k-hole 

a dissociative state one goes into after mindlessly clicking links on the internet for so long that you are now entranced by and unable to break free from the internet's seemingly endless amount of related information.

oh, wow, i'm glad you called. i've been in this internet k-hole for three hours now.

internet k-hole by failgood May 9, 2012

Internet black hole 

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

Internet black hole by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010

Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser 

A really long word
German grammar allows words to be this long chains
Rucksack + Farbenfabrik + Fabrikleiter = Rucksackfarbenfabrik

Dude 1: what the hell is "Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser"?
German dude: "weird grammar rules"

Zellspannungsvolleyballversionssommerspeed-Internetholzreflexzonenwolle-Spielleiterpoolwörterkurzzeitwintermesser by Jaxxe-ish-mis-hobby February 26, 2022