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They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
by bkdouble September 29, 2006
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An endless amount of information, pornography, and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.
Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike! My clan won!"

Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."
by Sneaky Mexican January 07, 2006
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1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
by hatred April 27, 2003
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A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.
"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."

"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"

"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
by BallsAss July 02, 2009
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An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.
He's downloading porn from the INTERNET.

My INTERNET is slow! I need faster porn!
by Glorioso July 06, 2004
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Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.
Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet?

Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn!

Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary?

What? Do I look like a loser to you?
by Waqcku May 28, 2005
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