Quote from the popular web series 'The Guild'. To shorten it up, it just means 'I don't care'.
Adam: I need a mentor with a penis.

Krystyl: My interest in what you are talking about is low to moderate.
by Ah damn. October 3, 2009
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You're bored right now, so you typed this into the search box.
i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting
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something that an enthralling, or interesting object,place, event, person ect. would possess.
"my afternoon will be full of interestingness"
by hoolae April 13, 2010
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.
I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.
by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023
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When someone is interested in you but you can’t tell if it’s legit or not
He definitely has some sus interest for me
by Happytomi March 12, 2019
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