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insecurity Tourette’s 

When you randomly blurt out accomplishments and humble brags when around someone that makes you feel insecure.
Every time I’m around her, my insecurity Tourette’s starts acting up.
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Social Insecurity 

The real and inescapable fear that most of us will never get to collect a dime out of a system we spent a lifetime paying into.
I think I have Social Insecurity, because Uncle Sam denied my disability claim.

sexual insecurity

The act of calling straight people faggots on every occasion due to intense self loathing and/or confusion about ones own sexuality.

Often encountered during puberty and predominantly experienced by males.
- "Dude, you're so gay."

- "QwerKopp, stop calling people gay over what you assume must be true. Your sexual insecurity is astonishing!"

- "ARGH! Fuck you faggot! HEIL HITLER!"

- "You are banned from this forum!"
sexual insecurity by Genjuro July 21, 2008

Arm triangle of insecurity 

A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.
Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!

Insecurity 

Something that almost everyone is because of the stupid standards society expects us to live up to
Insecurity: Insecure about being short and fat because society doesn't accept that
Insecurity by NerdGirl May 11, 2015

Insecurity card 

Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).
Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?

Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
Insecurity card by silentthread April 22, 2011

insecurity 

A feeling affecting many people in society. Often spawns sluts, attention whoring, and controlling boyfriends. To blame for many of the problems in society.
Rob's constant homophobic jokes reveals his insecurity in his manhood.
insecurity by David M. Kennedy July 25, 2006
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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