An affliction gained from living in
Kentucky,
Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.
Thought to have been cured in
2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting
rocks, quantum
physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."
"You have Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome,
Roo"