breakfast in head 

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

breakfast in head by Fatbox October 1, 2006

Sliding in head first

When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic

Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first

Sliding in head first by Quasimototheking April 29, 2016

Commit picture frame in head 

Commit picture frame in head means when you smash your head into a picture frame and die

“I was so mad at my brother for eating my M&MS I decided to make him commit picture frame in head.”

Commit picture frame in head by Smexy mommy June 3, 2019

breakfast in head 

A righteous sexual manoeuvre, appropriate for any romantic man.

When the girl asks for breakfast in bed, he makes a special effort to wake just before her. As she stirs, he pulls the covers away and pins her down with his legs. He then carefully aims his orgasmal trajectory facewards. After depositing his load in the target area, he proclaims, "There's your fucking breakfast. Coffee?"

We had a wonderful time in Venice - really enjoyed San Marco, saw an orchestra perform Verdi, went to an opera; at the hotel she took it up the grand canal and I gave her breakfast in head.

breakfast in head by Commode Dragon August 6, 2010

devils in my head 

This is a saying regarding someone with deep mental health issues, such as severe depression or hallucinations.

Eli commented that there are "devils in my head!"

devils in my head by I, Wreckerrr June 25, 2021

Rent Space in my head 

When a person or situation gets to you so much that all you can think about is that one thing, and one thing only. It's on your mind so much that they might as well settle down in your mind and rent space in you head.

I wont let the results of the job interview Rent Space in my Head

Rent Space in my head by Dropstar February 22, 2008

well ain’t that a kick in the head 

When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.

Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!

well ain’t that a kick in the head by Enclave••• November 11, 2017