In a million

When you haven't done something in a long time...

Just like "In a minute," but it makes more sense to older people...

John: Dude, I just rode my bike around tha block.

Jenn: Whoa, I have done that "In a million."

by Sidez007 October 7, 2008

One in a million

One in a million means that you stand out in a crowd and you are special

I am one in a million

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 29, 2019

not in a million years

Euphemism for stating not now, not ever

Better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

one in a million

Kick-ass song from the one and only guns n roses. axl talks bout his childhood when it all was totally fucked up, and by the way, you idiots, when he says niggers, he meant it in a way that people like the NWA say it, not in a derogetory sense, and when he says faggots, hes talkin bout some fuckin paedo who tried to rape him when he was a kid. u shud check it out if you're depressed

Dave:''Dude, you heard 'one in a million'?''
Kurt:'nah man, i just got dumped, then found out i got an STI, so im too depressed to listen to music'
Dave:'well listen to it you idiot n you'll really cheer up'
Kurt:'ok dude'

by Hargy69 June 24, 2006

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 18, 2009

never in a million years

Absolutely not

Never in a million years i'll give you a treat

by SSSVORA August 2, 2016