by Dueltale Sans February 23, 2019
Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon or the Frequency Illusion phenomenon of noticing that Flamingos and Pineapples are everywhere and on everything (towels, cups, shirts, purses etc) and appear in pop culture (How I Met Your Mother) and in real life on a regular basis. A lot of the time the flamingos and pineapples will appear on the same object, but the tropical Illuminati effect is still valid if they are on separate objects.
Did you see that Ted woke up next to a pineapple on How I Met Your Mother? It's the Tropical Illuminati.
by Xirconium July 31, 2017
When you put an address into your GPS and then your phone starts flipping around and having a seizure.
by Russiancancer3000 December 31, 2019
The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.
On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.
Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.
Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.
by Wolfscent March 14, 2016
The most terrorizing dick, with powers unknown to any man other than he who possesses this legendary penis. With pubic hair shaped in the triangle of the Illuminati it can summon any companion dick to its aid in order to terrorize anyone who dares to cross it. All hail Illuminati cock.
Liam, he who possess an Illuminati cock, summoned three others to his side in order to demolish a ginger.
by zagihi November 10, 2014
First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.
The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.
Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.
The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.
Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.
by Sesat February 25, 2014
illuminati boy is horny again
by stan twt user October 11, 2020