illinoising

Used to describe a person who improperly pronounces 'Illinois' with the 's' sound at the end.

"Illinois is pronounced 'ill-in-oy', not 'ill-in-oys'. The way you're saying it makes you illinoising."

by TheWizardOfTheWoods January 11, 2017

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

Illinoisance

(pronounced Illinoy-ance) Stereotypical rhetoric-spewing midwestern liberal.

Senator Dick Durbin is an illinoisance.

by douchebagreport May 15, 2007

bringing the Illinoise

said by residents of the state of illinois, whilst in another state. this is one form of badassery which residents of illinois are known for. this is usually done by yelling loudly whilst intoxicated.

while at Mizzou, Lisa from chicago walked in the room and declared she is "Bringing the Illinoise!"

by lclrmmmizs December 13, 2010

illinoise

The best album ever...... however when you hear the magical melodies of chicago and come on feel the illinoise, youll get a boner, even if you are a girl

"i show Illinoise to my girlfriend and she got a boner"
"damn"

by Francesco Enchiladas April 04, 2016