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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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Identical Twin Theory

The idea that two semi-attractive females have an increased sexual desirability due to being identical twins. (It is similar in concept to the cheerleader effect).
Guy 1: yo check it out hot twins at our 9 o'clock. I'd do 'em.
Guy 2: you mean those two semi-ugly bitches? hell no!

Identical Twin Theory in effect.
by GamerGuy631- June 26, 2009
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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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identical twins

identical twin girls(most twins not all, this incudes guys too) are the most loving, spiritual, smart, hot, and caring people you will ever meet. Being a twin is awesome and very lucky because they are definetely a dream bestfriend. Not the typical back stabbing, hypocritical, and turns out to be mean bestfriend all the girls dream of never encountering. As a twin, you think the same and can say the same exact thing at the same exact time(AWESOME!) Also, for all those who talk shit and stereotype twins as bitches and bullies you really have not met twins before because whoever has met twins can tell you so and if you haven't met twins yet, its very cool.
Guy; Hi! Are you girls twins?
identical Twins(at the same time): Yea, identical
Guy: Awesome!
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two rocks look identical

Funniest sh*t I've ever seen, also a JoJo reference
Kakyoin: Take a look at those two rocks over there Mr. Joestar... Isn't it just big enough for someone to hide behind?
Joseph: What do you mean?
Kakyoin: Now take a look at the rock on the opposite side.
Joseph: On the opposite side?
Kakyoin: You still don't see it? There's a rock shaped exactly the same on the opposite side.
Every crusader except Joseph: Laughing hysterically because two rocks look identical
by FemboysAreBest January 18, 2021
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identical cousins

Two people who act like enemies and say they're nothing alike, while in reality are best friends and practically the same person.
"Oh my god, can you believe that Lenny and Ruth haven't killed each other yet? They must really hate each other!"

"Dude, are you dense? They're identical cousins....they get together on Saturday nights and sew every week. They're basically best friends."
by george.wa October 14, 2014
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Identical twins

Amazing, miraculous human beings. They come from the splitting of a fertilised egg, and look exactly the same. They have the same DNA, so one could commit a crime and frame the other one. (Although this never happens because identical twins are loving, friendly, law-abiding people).
Do not confuse with Non-Twins.
"Wow look at those two, they look exactly the same! They're helping that old lady cross the road, how kind!"
"Yeah they're identical twins, aren't they amazing?"
by Charbot November 10, 2004
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