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who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

I invented you 

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.
Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

Who invented walking 

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)
“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

Say invented without the first N 

a tik tok trend where there is a text on screen telling the person to do something that will turn the word into an Among us reference. then they will use a filter distorting their face.
Say invented without the first N. the TikToker will then say "I vented" and their face will distort and look at the camera.

al gore invented 

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.
"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."
al gore invented by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019