iBroke

The ultimate outcome of living the iLife.

"Dude, have you seen Steve's new iPod, iPhone, and iBook?" "Yea, but don't invite him out to the bar tonight cuz I heard he's iBroke and he'll just mooch drinks off us."

by PostedWithAMac April 7, 2008

iBroke

The state or condition of one’s finances that arises in the perpetual chase after multitudinous versions of iTunes, iPods, iPhones and iPads.

The only thing I have that is not obsolete or recalled is my iBroke.

by cookie_crumbles July 23, 2010

Ibroke

The act of being broke while possessing multiple apple products that begin with "I".

"While is was great for Renee to use his Iphone to locate the resturant, he will not be joining us for dinner. He's Ibroke."

by SL 1 March 17, 2009

ibroke

When you're broke on itunes.

Guy 1:"Hey, did you get the new cd i recomended?"
Guy 2:"I can't man, I'm totally ibroke."

by Maagnet April 27, 2008

Ibroke dick

(adj.) In general, worthless as in unable to have sex because of excessive alcohol consumption. Derivative: old broke dick dog

After two bottles of scotch, I am broke dick.

by pony trekker December 17, 2003