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i will kick you in the spine!

say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.
really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!

reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.

really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!

really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)

really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?

really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!

really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!

really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)

really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!

really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!

really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)

really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!

really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
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cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
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