"I'm vegan," I said.
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."
"We know," said my family, "You tell us that like every single day."
I nodded in acknowledgement and shoved an entire pitcher full of beans into my mouth. "Yes. I'm vegan."
by Hogtrude Parker July 19, 2021
Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
by RiadBum March 03, 2017
by RiadBonerhead March 21, 2017