I'd Like to solve the puzzle

A famous line from the hit show Wheel of Fortune and South Park.

Randy: I'd like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead Mr. Marsh

Randy: NIGGERS

by Dumb ass from Michigan January 8, 2022

alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.

ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014

I'd like to buy you a drink

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

by Supergirl October 27, 2004

I'd like to jump her cut

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.

That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Vice President, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck" is any Vice President that is sexually desirable.

by JQ - SD October 18, 2008

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007