hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hyperdating 

when a couple spends all of their time together without any breaks for other friends only to break-up because they get sick of each other.

Jenny: "Where's Sarah, I haven't seen her in months"
Erin: "Oh, she's hyperdating Steve"

Two weeks later:

Erin: "Hey Sarah, where's Steve"
Sarah: "We broke up, I got sick of him."

Hyperdating by oxymoronis December 2, 2010

Hypernating 

The opposite of hibernating. The person usually becomes annoyingly hyper and doesn't stop talking.

Friend 1: Sam's been hypernating all day
Friend 2: Yea I know, it's like he's high

Hypernating by StJimmy462 December 5, 2009

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush 

Found only in Argentina. Side-effects include 'Thinking you are hatching from an egg.'

we smokin on dat hypertonic chinchillamoose kush. chea dat good shit

Hypertonic Chinchillamoose Kush by holisterr February 17, 2009

Hypertone 

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

Hypertone by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023

hyberbating 

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.

I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.

hyberbating by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010

Hypertone 

Hypertone is the fastest music genre starts at 2.5 million bpm. Other music from the same genre speedcore is extratone, ultratone, flextone, supertone, extradrone and deadtone.

Hypertone is one of the most cancerous things a human thing can hear.

Hypertone by stoerd September 19, 2019