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The typical asian guy, during the day he works at his parents chinese restaurant, but during the night he rapes Jonathan van Daalen and Max van den Boom
guy 1: "dude that Tommy Hu totally served me awesome eggrolls yesterday at the chinese restaurant"

guy 2:"watch out, dont forget that your name is Max van den Boom!"
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kimino hutomomo sosorune 

Sora: kimino hutomomo sosorune
Discord girl: die perv
a derogatory word for a female who is acting unpleasant toward you or just generally disagreeable.
kayla: can i have a cruton?
katie: omg did you just call me a huton?!?
maleisha: ohhh no you didn't!
huton by katie ohyeah February 26, 2008
A loose Mandarin translation that is equal to "ghetto", derived from the name of a shady neighborhood in Beijing. From the movie "A Great Wall"
Shut up you hutong! Man look at that hutong. Why did you jack my car it was really hutong.
Hutong by Brooke and Mary November 12, 2004

Hutongster 

A hutongster is a Westerner who has moved into one of Beijing's historic Hutong believing they are living the latest vogue. They're China's version of London's yuppies in the 1980s. They're direct descendents of homo sapiens and a close cousin of trustafarians, a name given to rich kids who live off daddy's trust fund while smoking marijuana all day with little desire to work in the real world.
A true hutongster has normally spent a "summer" working for a small NGO saving wombats in Africa and now works in the media industry harboring delusions that their memoirs of being the first trendsetter to live in a hutong will be original.
Who is the white rasta-looking kid thinking he is Chinese? Oh He must be a Hutongster!
Hutongster by Billy corner November 29, 2011
A beautiful girl, who has a soft heart and never gives up. Her unique looks, could turn anyone's head and she always makes sure to put others first. She is very funny and is known as a leader and a very lovable person. She has a smart mind and soul and is always smiling ❤
"Oh wow Hutoon is so beautiful and smart"
Hutoon by - :) November 12, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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