You probably just typed this up because the grubhub ad is so cringe you want to make the opposite version of it, or you just switched the first letter of the only 2 syllables.
person 1: hey dude wanna buy some grubhub
person 2: no i want doordash grubhub is cringe
person 3: you guys are clowns i use hrubgub
person 2: but does that mean that grubhub is officially cringe
person 3: yes person 2: ok lets order from hrubgub grubhub is cringe asf
person 1: ITS NOT CRINGE!!!111111 :ANGERY:
A 1000 year old alchemist who, with the powers of the unknown, can make your skull explode. He is the leader of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, also a jewish rights activist. A contemporary of James Christensen (J.C.), Hruby will conquer the world in the coming decades, fear and strife is all mankind can look forward to. HE IS A BEACON OF MALEVOLENCE, flee in terror and despair the time has come.
(ignorant fool): Hey Hruby, what does the scouter say about his power level?
(Hruby): IT"S OVER 9000!!!
(the fools head explodes)
(Hruby drawing runes)
(ignorant fool): What are you drawing?
(Hruby): It's my final solution...
A 1000 year old alchemist who, with the powers of the unknown, can make your skull explode. He is the leader of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, also a jewish rights activist. A contemporary of James Christensen (J.C.), Hruby will conquer the world in the coming decades, fear and strife is all mankind can look forward to. HE IS A BEACON OF MALEVOLENCE, flee in terror and despair the time has come.
(ignorant fool): Hey Hruby, what does the scouter say about his power level?
(Hruby): IT"S OVER 9000!!!
(the fools head explodes)
(Hruby drawing runes)
(ignorant fool): What are you drawing?
(Hruby): It's my final solution...
Something so fucking gigantic even the gods couldn't come up with a defintion-so I had to.
*girl unzips guys pants*
Girl: Are you ready?
Guy: He'll yeah baby!
*girl pulls down his underwear and his penis flops out hitting the ground causing a magnitude 10 earthquake*
Girl: OH MY GOD THAT PEEPEE IS HUBONGIS!
Guy: Thanks it was a birthday gift