Icey Hot Suprise 

Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.

Ted-I gave linda the icey hot suprise last night, and she wasnt happy with the burning sensation.

Icey Hot Suprise by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

Hot Carl Suprise by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Icy Hot Surprise 

The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The victim then uses the same hand to scratch an itch on his testes, which results in the most painful experience imaginable. It’s usually followed by watering at the eyes, which results in wiping the eyes with the same hand causing extreme pain and further watering of the eyes.

Detective: why do you think this guy killed himself?
Witness: I don’t know, just before he did it I saw him running around crying and yelling “my balls, my balls, ouch, my eyes!!!”
Detective: sounds like a classic case of icy hot surprise.

Icy Hot Surprise by xfairxenoughx December 31, 2008

Hot Chocolate Surprise 

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

Hot Chocolate Surprise by RatBass May 11, 2010

hot sticky surprise 

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

hot sticky surprise by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007

Hot Fudge Surprise 

After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROAT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"

Hot Fudge Surprise by Jonny Rocketfingers February 25, 2008

surprise hot load 

wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u piss in her mouth. that'll show her.

"omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!"
"lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load"

surprise hot load by jason shapiro January 9, 2008