Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.
Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!
Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!
Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Woman: MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!
Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!
Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Woman: MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!
by Honkey Monkey February 27, 2009
When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:
1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before
2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants
5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before
2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants
5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 27, 2019
by Willie Smielish December 18, 2019
When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.
by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022