hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

Hot Coal

When one deficates into a sock then slaps another across the face with it.

"Dude, you just totally hot coaled me"

"Your mother loves a hot coal"

by Rimjobs forever January 31, 2012

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals

what I say to a feeble-minded fuck that has an opinion on somebody that is not their own.

Oh, is that what they said about me? Well tell them that they can Kick rocks, barefoot, over hot coals, mother fuckers. Bitch. You won't.

by Daskoon August 13, 2025

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019