Hortitorture 

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

Hortitorture by Raisonman April 1, 2010

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

HERGATORY by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

Hoegatory 

The limbo in which ho’s or the entire whore roster is placed for the duration of or the exploration of a serious relationship potential . The purpose of this is to retain the roster while sorting out possible relationship potential with an individual. So as to be able to revisit the roster or individual hoe as necessary should relationship not work out. This is obviously a secret limbo so as to keep the ho’s on the roster.

Hey man what did you do with that girl Sally? Y’all done or what?

Man I had to put that bitch in hoegatory while I see what’s up with this new girl Melissa

Hoegatory by iamIronPanda April 22, 2018

Herbatory 

marijuana, high in grade, headies, piff, pot, ganja, weed

Yo!! Wheres the muh fuggin herbatory ???

Don't know, its a drought... SMH

Herbatory by Jimster77 December 9, 2011