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the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.

Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?

Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats

horse hot by KimberDean May 17, 2008

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hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.

"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"

hot horse by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019

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hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

hot horse by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

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horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.

"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"

horse-and-buggy hot by That_Bev February 1, 2015

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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

court house hot pocket by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

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Hot house

When you smoke so much in a house that the first and second story become very hard to see through

Damn you hot housed the shit out of this place, i can't see!

Hot house by Santi& ben February 2, 2009

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hot house pimp

A big ol dominant man, who dominates a house filled hot and sweaty hoes. #musty

The hot house pimp controls his league of sweaty magical hoes.

hot house pimp by Oneeyedpony September 18, 2015

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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