horse hot 

the very definition of hottness. when something is so amazing that the phrase "thats hot" will not do, use horse hot. created and inspired by myspace-ruler creepy amanda. The negative connotation of the phrase is "horse hell" and can be used when something is completly horrible.

Kim: Have you seen CreepyAmandas myspace?
Dean: Yeah its hella horse hot, brosif.
Kim: Iknowright?

Kim: Where in the horse hell are we?
Dean: Were in east jesus nowhere
Kim: Iknowright? look at all the hoodrats

horse hot by KimberDean May 17, 2008

hot horse 

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.

"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"

hot horse by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019

hot horse 

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

hot horse by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

horse-and-buggy hot

Someone considered extremely attractive/cool at some point a long time ago, but not anymore-reminiscent of long-forgotten players who no longer hold much sexual prowess.

"Wow, Lee is looking rough these days!"

"I know-he's horse-and-buggy hot, hard to believe so many girls used to chase him-he couldn't pay them too now"

horse-and-buggy hot by That_Bev February 1, 2015

court house hot pocket 

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

court house hot pocket by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

Hot house

When you smoke so much in a house that the first and second story become very hard to see through

Damn you hot housed the shit out of this place, i can't see!

Hot house by Santi& ben February 2, 2009

hot house pimp 

A big ol dominant man, who dominates a house filled hot and sweaty hoes. #musty

The hot house pimp controls his league of sweaty magical hoes.

hot house pimp by Oneeyedpony September 18, 2015