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horny goat weed 

you take goat poops and dry them and smoke that shit uppp, and it gives you the craziest erection youve ever had!! youll be fuckin cars after you smoke this shit!
my mom smoked this horny goat weed she found in my dresser and she got a boner bigger than mine!
horny goat weed by jamiefaith March 24, 2008

horny goat weed 

Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!
No wonder my friend was horny after he drank that Monster, there's horny goat weed in it!!!

Horny Goat Weed 

weed like substance used to enrage the hormones of goats
Erik's goats we not making baby goats so i bought him some horny goat weed.

horny goat weed 

the stuff jess and chelsea stole from rite aid.
OMG! the censor just went off because we stole horny goat weed!
horny goat weed by ktizzle October 1, 2004

Wild horny goat weed 

This is used to get a boner when a man wants to do a goat.
Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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