by Daddy B D July 11, 2018
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
by Lou Slips October 29, 2023
A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Also to say you've booted/kicked something
Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home
I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could
I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could
by Court335 August 9, 2022
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